It's been said that Homer is a "quaint little drinking village with a fishing problem." It's also said that "to live here you can't be all there." It's also known as a "cosmic hamlet by the sea." I agree with all the above. I bought a car and have been making a few trips into town. It's an older Saturn wagon, not a Subaru (which seems to be the car of choice around here) but with enough mud splashed on it I think hardly anyone will notice the difference. The folks here are quite... shall we say... eclectic, hippie-ish even. Like the gentleman who sat down beside me at a local watering hole Wednesday evening, where I went to watch an open mic night, and promptly asked me if I new about the New World Order, or the HAARP conspiracy, and started to list the reasons why we should impeach the president - my kinda people! He was wearing a tie-dyed poncho and a felt hat that resembled something worn by Buck and Roy on Hee-Haw, or maybe the Beverly Hillbillies. He was smoking a pipe and drinking a glass of wine... which seemed oddly out of place, and later got up with his guitar and did a mean version of Bongo Band. Or the gal I danced with at a contra dance last weekend - with her spiked hair, knee-length skirt over tights, and a tattoo of Joan of Arc in flames on her arm. With my untrimmed beard, sock cap, and flannel shirt I feel I am fitting in rather well. If only I had a pair of corduroy pants and a wool pullover sweater, like the kind you find at a thrift store, I would be accepted without question. Hey, I already eat organic food and make my own tea from tree fungus.
The snowshoe hares are starting to turn brown, could that be a sign that spring is on the way?
I also came across this wolf, who graciously stopped and posed for me on my walk in to the cabin today. Perhaps he was looking for a snowshoe hare too.
I am both laughing and in awe as I catch up on your blog! You are amazing and we miss you! When is the movie version of your adventures coming out?
ReplyDeleteps nice beard.
Hi Dana,
ReplyDeleteI am currently negotiating with Columbia Pictures for exclusive rights :)